“Let’s face it, we’re going through some tough economic times…In a perfect world, I would be filthy rich, we wouldn’t have to worry about Ozone depletion, hookers would drive cabs and make sandwiches, and put us to bed when we’re wasted and not rob us. But reality is reality, and I am broke. Sure, I may be impossibly good-lucking but that doesn’t pay the bills anymore. Hollywood isn’t looking for a chinese actor that can perform realistic sex scenes with A-list celebrity females. I could do porn, but I still have a soul and would like to keep it. Plus I don’t want people to look at me and tell me I’m dead inside. Writing is a great job that’s very fulfilling and I love it when people read my ramblings. So if you enjoy reading “The Chronicles…”, help me keep this site going and support my ass…I think my girlfriend (EDIT: 2014, We are now not even together anymore :P) is beginning to suspect that I’m broke because she doesn’t believe me when I tell her that I’m allergic to eating at nice places… That and being broke has forced me into sobriety and I just can’t write when I’m sober.
In all seriousness though, I would love it if you guys would help me to keep this site going.”