Help me help you…help me?…


Okay so here’s the situation…As we all know, the annual Eibach meet is coming up on May 17th. I of course will be there to cover it all and probably help park cars and what not but I also got a buddy who’s coming out from Chicago as well to take pics for S3 magazine and for his own portfolio. He’s never been down to Socal so this will be the first time he’s ever had a chance to see what real (joking kinda) built Hondas look like. He’s gonna be flying out to Norcal to visit his lady friend for a couple days or some shit and he plans to come down in time for Eibach. Now this is the kicker. Chris Sullivan aka “The Blizzard Man” aka “My Ass is Haunted” is gonna help S3 mag as well as The Chronicles document the roadtrip down to Socal from the north. So I need someone or a crew or whatever from up north to have him ride with you guys so that he can document the trip from you’re guys perspective. So not only do you get to have a white guy in the car with you for 7 hours, you’re also gonna get a bit of exposure for your trip. He’s gonna be able to photo-document your cars, you’re wild adventures, random shit you guys do, whatever. All you gotta do is allow him to sit in the passenger side or any open window really so that he can get some rolling shots and what not. You don’t even have to bring him home with you because he’s flying back to Chicago from LAX…

Oh and if you’re wondering he’s no scrub when it comes to photography, he’s actually pretty good at what he does. You don’t have to listen to him tell you about how great he is either cuz he’s actually kinda humble and just talks about all the filthy dirty stuff that happens at club events that he covers…

See, not bad right? He’s good at shooting people too, here’s a shot he took of a girl who I aptly named “ROBOT TITS”…

Scary…

Don’t worry, this isn’t him…He’s much more white and talks like a black dude….

Here’s his flickr page if you want to see more

So that’s the deal…if anyone wants to help out, please either let me know, or post up in this thread over here….

Don’t worry, he’s not dangerous. If you don’t like him just throw his camera out the window and leave him in the middle of nowhere. I guess then I would have to pick him up and I would be pissed about that. So don’t throw him out unless you feel like it’s absolutely necessary.

Oh speaking of photoshoots, someone (Dut) passed this along to me randomly today. It was a “photoshoot” that a member on MBonline did with what looks to be a filipino auntie….haha….oh man…there are so many more pictures but they are fucking baaaddddd….It was just too funny not to pass along. It’s definitely NWS but I blurred out the well…I can’t call them goods cuz it looks rather cheesy in the snook if you know what I’m saying…haha…I don’t understand how this shoot went down or why it did, but it ended up on the net and now you get to enjoy it…I laughed for a good 20 minutes after I saw these pics. Not laughing like giggling cuz I saw a naked girl but just because this chick looks like she hangs out at the Trophy Lounge in National City, Calif. Those of you not from San Diego and who are not familiar with the Trophy Lounge, it’s basically like a bar/club that’s filled with filipino cougars and old navy wives who need dick. It’s not a pretty sight. I once went as a joke with some friends because the place is legendary and I remember the moment I walked in, the first thing I saw were two old filipino ladies drinking wine. At that point I knew the stories of that place were true….. Anyways, here’s the pics…

I’m just gonna link the other two…cuz I don’t think you guys are down to look at the rest of them haha…

Gotta love the bruised up yams son!…

Where’s that hood ornament going?!!

If you want the uncensored pics, feel free to hit me up…redicule and humiliation will ensue though, I promise you….

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10 comments

  1. Is redzone performance going to be at eibach this year? Last year they had a story to tell!

  2. Pretty tight hope he finds somebody I’m actually driving from Texas…… WTF @ the auntie shoot

  3. Chris is definately a good photographer.I’m driving frm the east coast,So I cant pik him up.lol

  4. Dude did you really have to post the Trophy Lounge auntie/model? I’d be ashamed if that was my car.

  5. lovin the crotch shot from behind while the benzo is far in the bg LOL!!!

  6. dam man send me the unsensored pics.. hahahah trophy lounge is the shit.. okay no its not.

  7. LMAO, Is the Trophy lounge even open anymore everytime I pass by there it looks dead……..

  8. LoL Filipino Auntie…post that shit up on NWP!

  9. must…see…auntie tita…. pics…. hahaha

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