Announcement time!…

Oh before we begin, how many of you remember this scene from Under Siege with Steven Segal? This was like one of the big action movies of the time and Erika Eleniak was the star of Baywatch and all that and she had this one scene where she jumped out of a cake and got all naked and shit. Then Steven Segal like rolls up on her and points a gun to her face, killing all boners of men of the early 90s. Of course only people who are 30 and above would probably remember this scene because it was probably the inspiration behind the onset of puberty. The movie overall wasn’t too bad, typical Segal movie where he like, dodges every bullet and does some akido move and kills everyone but it was a pretty successful movie. It lead to the sequel of course where basically the same storyline took place but on a fuckin train and there were no titties involved. This scene with Erika Eleniak jumping out of a cake and showing her goods is special to me because this was probably the first set of titties I seen EVER. Haha…

Yes, I know this is totally random but I bring this up because I was actually looking for a picture of a lady jumping out of a cake so I could post it up on here and tell you guys about the 2-year anniversary celebration meet that I will be throwing in October. October 2010 will mark the 2 year birth date of The Chronicles and I wanted to get everyone together to celebrate. It’ll be a meet with the homies, friends, Hondas of course, and hopefully all of you guys. I’m hoping it’ll be a big thing but even if it isn’t, I don’t really care because it’s celebrating all the work I and many of my friends have done to make this site successful. When I first started this whole thing with The Chronicles, I had no expectations. I didn’t know it was gonna last one year, 2 weeks, 3 years, whatever. I have been delightfully surprised by how big this place has gotten and I think it would be really cool to get everyone together to celebrate. Now the meet is still in it’s infancy so I have not really made any solid plans yet. I know it will be towards the end of October but I am currently looking for a location to have this meet at. When I figure everything out, I will let everyone know. It would be a pleasure to have all of you there so make plans to come party with The Chronicles for it’s 2-year anniversary!

In other news, I have a couple things going on this week so keep an eye out for that. I’m also heading up to Norcal once again this weekend because I told DPK*David I would go with him and hang out with some of the ATS Garage guys. Also, The Chronicles is bigger than it has ever been, thanks to you guys. With just a day or so left in the calender month, we are only a couple hits away from hitting the 100k mark for the first time ever! I think we might even hit it by the end of today. That’s crazy because the all-time best month previously was just a little over 85K. Just goes to show you how busy this place has been and how many new viewers we have garnered since the beginning in 2008. I used to be happy with like 40 hits per day, to hit the 100k mark in one month is amazing and I couldn’t be happier about it. Anyways, thanks everybody for their continued support and look out for details on The 2-year Chronicles Birthday extravaganza!…

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  1. Absolutely awesome homie. I look forward to seeing what the future has in store for you and for The Chronicles.

  2. Nice to hear the good news man, have fun in your trip to Norcal. I’ll see if can stop by with Kevin by the ATS place

  3. Best Honda blog with the most up to date coverage and news! I hope it continues to grow, great job Joey!


  5. Oh man I just saw the face before scrolling down and knew the movie. LOL!
    Congrats on the upcoming 2 years.

  6. Hard to Kill
    Above the Law
    Marked for Death
    Under Siege
    Under Siege 2: Dark Territory
    The Glimmer man

    Man! The memories of watching these R flicks on middle school!

  7. See you this weekend..

  8. Great Job Joey! I’ve been a Chronicles faithful reader since the beginning! Keep up the awesome work.

  9. awesome man cant wait this will be the 2 year anniversary for your site i will make sure it is my 1st ever car meet that i attend gotta support the site i visit at least twice a day. keep up the good work.

  10. Congratulations on hitting 100k hits in a month man, thats impressive as hell! I can’t say I’ve been reading for the full two years, but I know I’ve been lurking for atleast a year now religiousely. Thanks for all the interesting articles of information that brings me a little further from Canada, and a little closer to Cali everytime I read.

    Keep up the good work man, wish I could make the meet!

  11. Ha ha!! Great pic and congrats on your 2 – year anniversary!

  12. good shit joey!!!

    glad to see all your hard work being recognized!

    see you this weekend!!

  13. Nice post on my bday.

  14. Good to hear hit the 100k mark and glad it has kept going i read it all the time and it really shows the best the Honda community has to offer. Hope to attend the 2 year meet and give support. Keep it up man……

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