Man traffic has been picking up alot lately around here. Guess word of mouth spreads fast…From time to time, I’ll take a look at the stats on this site to see where the majority of my hits are coming from. This particular week, most of my viewers are apparently coming from Canada. I know, I don’t get it either. I did alot of thinking, ate some marshmellows, and then generally did nothing for about 5 hours until I realized that it’s probably a result of me putting Danville’s EK in my first annual “Top 10 Honda’s” of the year…
Danville of course, is the owner of this car. Anyways, I go back to the stat list and see that the Canadian hits are originating from a site called “Winnipegheights”. Sounds a bit like a Canadian soap opera, but it’s actually a pretty huge site about Winnipeg’s import scene. I have no geographic prowess first of all, well I do, just not when it comes to Canada. Where is Winnipeg exactly? Umm I don’t know, somewhere between the beginning and the end of Canada I presume. Despite all that, they actually have a pretty booming import community. And one of the homies passed word to another homie, and somehow that homie knew someone Canadian, and that guy posted up the link to the Top 10 list on the Winnipegheights forum. According to the book of stereotypes, Canadians are generally very passive and non-aggressive people. But I guess some of them had a gripe about Chase’s CR-X making the list when someone by the name of “Rex” supposedly had a better one….
Let me say this…I don’t know many things in life, but I do know this: 1…Despite what the internet tells you, normal girls aren’t pornstars and they don’t like getting their titties slapped and being called whores. 2…If you haven’t seen it, how can you possibly have an opinion about it? What I mean to say is, maybe Rex’s CR-X should have been on the list and maybe it shouldn’t. I really can’t decide because I’ve honestly never even heard of the car or the owner. But seeing as how I’ve received so much love from the Canadians this week, I personally invite any of you who feel that Rex’s CR-X is better than Chase’s, to send me pics of it. Yeah, email it to me or link me to some pics of it. Oh and a spec list or something would be nice too. And if this thing is as great as you guys say it is, I will spotlight his CR-X on this site…how aboot that eh? Sounds like a plan to me….
Oh and guess what, if this turns out to be a joke or some shit and this Rex CR-X doesn’t exist, I’m gonna turn my back on Canada forever and remove Danville from my list and replace him with either this picture of my cat making a retarded face…
…or this yellow sheetmetal helicopter contraption from Nigeria…
The ball is in your court Canada! Don’t let Danville down!!