I was really trying to toss up an update yesterday but I’ve been spending a chunk of my time planning out the Year.Three Chronicles Anniversary Meet. I actually just finished up the designs for the trophies that I will be presenting at the meet. It’ll take a couple days for them to be made but I’m pretty anxious to see how they come out. I know, I know, it’s not really a full on car show and I certainly do not want people thinking that it is. It’s just supposed to be a fun little meet where homies and other enthusiasts who are fans of this site can get together to have a good time. I just made a couple awards just for fun and thought that it would be a cool idea to give out some awards at the meet to some really nice builds. At the end of the day, they won’t mean anything and they really shouldn’t, but I like giving recognition to people who really deserve it, you know? And if you’re thinking that I’ll only be giving out the awards to the homies, you need to rethink that…I won’t be the only one judging the cars and I will actually have a lot of the really close friends of the site be the judges that day to help me decide on who should get the awards. It’ll be fun, I promise…and if you somehow end up going home with an award, shit, even better right?…

If you guys haven’t purchased a VIP spot yet for the meet, I suggest you do so as soon as possible. I know I’ve been mentioning it a lot but the spots are legitimately moving at a pretty fast rate. I mean, they are going faster than they did last year and those sold with the quickness. I know some of you are waiting on your friends or whatever but please try to get them to come through so they can get their spots with you before it’s too late. It’s been roughly a week since I announced the event and we are now at a little over 50% capacity. I anticipate some of the people that are close to the site reserving spots this week as well so they will take a chunk of the parking…If you want to reserve your spot, click the link below…

Year.Three Anniversary Meet Registration and VIP Spots HERE

What I was really trying to work on today for the site was a retrospective post on the Top Ten Hondas of 2010. I did the same thing during the middle of last year as well when I had an update on all the Hondas that were on the Top Ten list the previous year. I collected all the photos for it but I just didn’t get around to finish writing it up. If that gets done later today when I wake up, I will definitely post it up for you guys…

Anyways, the thread title was actually made for two reasons, both of which are totally unrelated to what I just spoke of above. I usually think of that line from Mr. Ozwald’s track “Amazin” when I’m taking a dump in the bathroom, or unleashing ground shaking boners, but today, the line popped up for two other very different reasons…

If you’re a true car enthusiasts, who is a fan of all different makes and models, I’m sure some of you guys have heard about some older Porsche owners running newer, Subaru STi engine swaps…well, someone took that idea and did the exact opposite…and the results are “interesting” to say the least. I was surfing the web a couple hours ago, and stumbled upon this Subaru/Porsche abomination…

Uhhh…Whhhaaaattt?! AMAZING….-ly bad….I don’t know why, but when I look at the front end of this Subaru-Porsche bastard child,….

…it instantly reminds me of the “beast” from the 80’s TV show “Beauty and the Beast”…Strange, yes…random, yes..and the show was equally as bad as that car you see above you. It did star Linda Hamilton though, who might possibly have been the first set of titties I had ever seen when I was a young lad, when she got down and dirty in the first Terminator movie, which was also from the 80’s….haha…I can’t say for certain, but it was definitely one of those “cover your eyes” moments that parents will try to get you to do when you’re a kid and watching R-rated movies…Also a random fact, I also believe that the guy that plays the “beast” is not actually that Subaru above, but the guy who later went on to play Hellboy in the Hellboy movies….Look at that, I’m kicking all kinds of knowledge today…

Oh actually, I found the scene that I was talking about…fucking old as shit…I mean, I was 2-years old when this came out and I probably saw this scene when I was like uhh…8? or some shit like that…anyways…titties sure looked different in the 80s, haha…I just like how 80s movies used the same music score throughout the entire duration of the film, no matter what situation it was. In this scene, the Terminator song is still used during the fornication but it’s been slowed down, you know, just to make it “classy”….Who knew that the Terminator would later go on to become the Governor of California and would be having extra-marital affairs with his housekeeper, also to this score, but probably sped up with more Arnold grunting. I imagine the whole ordeal would have sounded like this…

I applaud you if you sat through the entire thing because it’s fucking hilarious haha…

Video of Linda Hamilton I was referring to is here, if you really care to see it…you have to be 18 which I definitely wasn’t at that time…Maybe it’ll give you guys a better appreciation of the wonders of internet pRon in today’s technological age…Just imagine if you wanted to have a Fap-sesh in the 80s…there was no internet, there were no DVDs..if you wanted to fap, you probably had to like rewind the VHS tape in the VCR repeatedly because mainstream sex scenes like this last all but a minute. By the time you finished rewinding and fapping, it probably took you like a good 2 1/2 hours to nut…Also remember that most VCRs didn’t have remote controls back then…you do the math on that one…

Here’s a rear shot of the car…. People that will really think that you’re driving a Porsche – 0 ….People that will really think that you wasted your money doing whatever it is that resulted in this Suba-porsche-ru ST-Carrera-I – 1….I can appreciate the bodywork and the work that was put into this car, but why?…

Alright, onto something that’s more pleasing to the human eye…Do you guys remember a couple weeks back when I posted up this TL? Well the owner caught wind of it and emailed me to introduce himself. The car is located in Florida and is owned by Cass Farrell. He sent me a couple more photos of the car…He hasn’t really had anyone take some super hi-res shots of it yet but these photos will give you a good idea of what the car looks like front and back with the assorted silver pieces color-matched to the body…

Definitely a good looking daily driver…It’s a completely different car with the grille and other pieces color-matched…

A shot of the rear, also color-matched…

And a shot of the exhaust…. I told him to let me know when he gets better shots of the car…

That is all for now. I’m gonna try to finish up the first part of that retrospective write-up and get it up later in the afternoon…Remember to reserve your spots for the meet!!