Random…awkward search terms…

If you guys have followed this site for more than the past couple months, then you’ll know that I used to regularly post up random search terms that people type in to find the site. It’s a cool feature that comes with WordPress and it enables me to kind of gauge what people are looking for to get here. It used to help out a lot when I first started because it helped me figure out what type of content to post up based on the searches. This pulled in more viewers and what not and helped the growth of the site. When I would post up these search terms however, they were..ummm….less than normal I guess you could say. I’m not really sure how these search terms work but these people ended up on this site by searching these weird things. I haven’t really posted them up as much as I used to because I have a little bit more work on my hands. Lately I’ve been looking at them a lot more because the site has been slower than the summer time and I kinda wanted to know what people are looking at. Today is one of those slower days and it’s pouring outside, so I figured you guys might hope on here for a quick read. Either that or you by chance searched for something strange or perverted and found this site. If that’s the case, then you are not alone. These are just from the past three days. I wish I would have saved some of the other searches because they are many times more strange than these…

This one starts out pretty normal, you have your typical “sticky joe” or “The Chronicles” searches and then somebody wanted to find a 94 Civic coupe with a ITR front end on it. Not sure why but it’s actually a pretty popular search. It pops up on one of the other searches too. This day in particualr, it was search 6 times. Okay that’s fine, people just like to look at combinations of Civics with Integra front ends. You go down a couple rows and then you see “suplex big ass”. The fuck is that all about? Somebody actually wanted to see someone suplexing a big ass…TWICE. The other one; “shes all naked and shit” is not that unusual but I can’t think of a time when I actually strung all those words together in one sentence for people to be able to find the site via that quote. Normally when you type in “shes all naked and shit”, you’re either looking for a certain celebrity or whatever that you want to see naked, or you’re telling a story about how you ran into one of your family members in a room and your aunt/grandma/cousin was “all naked and shit”…Either way it’s not anything that would be remotely related to The Chronicles…haha…

Okay, the Erika Eleniak searches have been pretty abundant lately because of the image I posted a couple weeks back where I photoshopped the cake scene from Under Siege with Erika Eleniak in it. So it makes sense. What is a little odd to me is that people are still searching for Erika Eleniak after all these years. That movie has to be at least ten years old and it’s not even one of the more memorable scenes when it comes to Hollywood nudity. I wonder what people are thinking about when all of a sudden they decide to search for the Under Siege cake scene. They must be disappointed because they all ended up on this site and the only image they have of her on this site she is actually photoshopped and covered up…Sorry folks, if you want to see Erika Eleniak jump out of the cake nude, you’re gonna have to go to the bargain bin at Wal-Mart or some shit and buy the VHS copy of Under Siege…

The ITR in the dumpster thing is also a little weird but it makes sense also because a year or so ago, I found a picture of an ITR tossed in a dumpster in Japan from the Nori Yaro blog. I posted it up and it didn’t generate any interest at all so it’s a little weird why people would be looking for it now. I mean, maybe there are other pictures of ITRs in dumpsters but who would go through the trouble of searching for something like that…

“Female ass” kinda speaks for itself. Those two words together is not something I would search for when I’m trying to find pictures of girl’s asses on the web. I think I would just type in “asses” or “big asses”, or “chicks with big asses”, or “Vida Guerra”, Coco – Ice T’s wife, or something to that degree. I don’t imagine there being too many good images coming up when you search “female ass”….

moving on…

Gonna close it out with probably the strangest search term in the past 3 days. Okay, you have your typical “stickydiljoe.com” search and the NSX center exit exhaust will probably lead people here to look at Tony’s NSX. Maureen Chen is starting to become a pretty popular model so that’s not uncommon either. “Brusied tits” though? Uhh…what? Is there some sort of fetish out there that exists where people are into brusied titties? It makes me a little worried for society when people look for stuff like that. What’s troublesom is that “bruised tits” lead whoever that one person was to this site. I don’t show very many things that are bruised, let alone tits. So ummm….yeah, not really sure what that’s all about.

That’s all for today, it’s a pretty pointless post but half the shit on this site is pointless, haha. I’m heading to the Flagship Society grand opening today so I’ll see you guys there….PEACE.

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