Mission Aborted… =(

…Sooo…I know I told you guys I was gonna head to Adult-Con to stare at titties…*Ahem*I mean…look for Honda’s*ahem*…but that whole shindig is expensive. Costs like $36 bucks or something to get in….$36 to stare at covered boobs!!! Argh….I remember going to the AVN show a couple years back and that was $50 but that was when I was shitting money and not to mention that it was the big show over in Vegas. So I ended up not going. I googled some pics and it didn’t look all too exciting anyways. You’d be surprised, these pornstars do not look anything like they do on camera. Flourescent lights tell the truth you know….Don’t believe me…Look below.

You’re probably used to fapping to this Tera Patrick…

…Fap! Fap! (Imagine the sound *ding* ding* but instead go *fap*fap*) Haha…Well. This is the lovely Tera Patrick at Adultcon…

…womp…womp….She looks upset…Like someone threw her dog in the air and fuckin dragon punched that shit….

Anyways, so mission aborted. No money, no Adult-Con, no non-perverted titty shoulder rub….

There was also a couple meets going on this weekend too but I didn’t really hear too much about them and I had other stuff going on so I didn’t go. I looked at coverage from the meets too but nothing really stood out…sorry guys.

I did happen to catch this though while I was looking around on the net. This EK belongs to HT user: 1Quikgsr. I normally won’t just throw some random stuff on here…well..okay I would. But like not just anything. This EK is clean…Everything you gotta love, Backyard Special front bumper, Volk TE37’s, Recaro seats…..oh yeah…It makes 714whp and 452lb-ft of torque. WTFLOLBBQ?!….

It’s pretty unassuming at first glance, like most clean built EK’s, but under the hood is some ridiculous work…

…Borg Warner s372R turbo, Full Race manifold….etc…

…Taking that BYS front bumper onto the track too…yikes….

…I can’t even create a 700hp Civic in Forza and have it run right, let alone in real life…..You know what I would do if I had a car that made that kind of power? NOTHING, cuz I would probably run into a wall and kill myself….

Big props to the owner for building a Honda and running it….Gotta love it…

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