As I look back on my younger years when I used to go basically anywhere with my friends to have fun, I remember going to some pretty awful places. Whether it be a shitty bar or a shittier club, I’ve always managed to find ways to have fun, despite the environment. One thing that I remember doing back then, especially when it came to chicks, was to find the hottest one at that specific location. I’m sure many of you guys and girls know what I’m talking about. For girls, you know you find yourself looking around for the best looking dude no matter where you go. I am off the market now of course so I don’t find myself doing this as much because I generally get yelled at if I look elsewhere. But in the singles days, it was definitely a must to find the hottest chick in the room, even though at times one sacrifices good taste in the process. If you find yourself in a club full of ugly chicks and you find yourself thinking that the least ugly one is super hot, then you my friend, are a victim of circumstance…That and you’re probably young and shallow. In these situations, one is subject to the “hot by association” rule aka…”environmentally hot”….Meaning that the girl you’re looking at isn’t exactly hot, but because of the locale, she’s a fucking supermodel. You can deny it all you want, but everyone knows that it’s true…even if you don’t think your mind works that way. For example…

When you look at this picture, do you find yourself looking for the hottest one out of the group? Most likely. Those of you who are happily in a relationship might not be looking and wondering why the girl in the front is hunched over. That’s because she’s pretty fucked up. But if you find yourself thinking “ummm…yeah, I would hit that one…she’s pretty hot…” Then you my friend, are looking for the one that’s hot by association…

I bring this up because the Honda Insight, is not the best looking car in the world. Sure, it saves you lots of gas and sometimes it has a unique look to it, but it’s no Ferrari. In the hybrid world, it’s not even the hot chick’s “somewhat-hot-but-not-really-but-I’ll-keep-her-around-cuz-she-makes-me-hotter” friend. You know who you are ladies and don’t act like we don’t notice that you only keep less attractive friends around because they make you look better…

Look at this thing…it looks like the product of a drunken sexual escapade between a computer mouse and a handi-vac….It’s not exactly the belle of the ball, if you catch my drift. I was pleasantly surprised when I heard about the next generation Insight. I heard rumblings about it but didn’t get to see anything other than pics of the rear of the car and it reminded me alot of the Toyota Prius…So when I got home today and my homie Chris IMed me this link and told me to “write about this”, I must say, I was shocked…

…Kinda like this but minus the shock and horror….Anyways, I sat in front of my computer and watched the video provided by the Mugen website and was truly impressed by how great the Mugen Insight looked. It’s like borderline new-age Civic Type R but with a touch of green…as in environmental green…

The headlights look alot like the new Odysseys and Streams. The addition of the Mugen aero definitely gives it that aggressive touch…

The rear does have a bit of the “Prius-look” but is definitely more sleek…

I can’t really put in words how sweet this Mugen Insight looks in motion and on the road. I doubt we’ll ever see this on a U.S. road but it’s definitely cool to see Mugen and Honda working together to create a sporty vehicle that’s still good for the environment.

With that said, I would highly recommend watching the video and checking out the other features on that site. Definitely an “Insight-ful” look…(ehhh…cheesey)…

Let’s try that again…

Definitely good-looking enough that Chris Brown won’t punch it, bite it’s fingers, and push it’s head against a car window…

Okay okay, I’ll stop.

Mugen Insight