Strange search time…

Haven’t done this in awhile so I figure I’d get some up since there’s nothing much going on this week. Everyone is getting prepared for the annual Eibach Meet so this week is definitely more for the guys who are coming down to the wire. I should have more news on the shirts as soon as I hear back from the place that’s making them. That and the stickers will be in my possession soon. I was outta town yesterday and didn’t get a chance to go pick them up. They’re definitely gonna go out soon for the ones that ordered them. Thanks for everyone for supporting this piece. Anyways, on with the searches. These were collected just within the past couple weeks or so. Traffic has really picked up and definitely not because of these particular search terms….

I’m not entirely sure what “Honda boob” is. If you’re the guy that searched for it, boobs belong on women and fat dudes. Hondas are like, machines made out of metal. “Get a boner” seems to be a very popular term. It seems to pop up every couple days. I’m not a genius but if I want to get a boner on the internet, I would probably search for something other than “get a boner”. Usually stuff like porn gives boners, not other boners. “Kara Navarro” seems to always pop up every couple days too. Give it up guys, she’s like married and has kids or something now. “HBK Gabe” has come up a couple times too lately, but I suspect HBK Gabe is the one that’s actually searching for himself…

I think someone is having a moment of self realization. Either that or he’s one of those guys that had no idea his Rotas were knock-offs. “Fat Lips” and “pubic fat” I’m not so sure of. Fat lips always comes up, the pubic fat one is new and kinda creepy. I don’t really remember ever discussing pubic fat either so I don’t know why that comes up. It’s one of those things that I don’t really want to like “google image search” for haha…There’s “get a boner” again….sad…

Rotamaster EMOs!! Haha, hopefully no one thinks those are real. Actually it’ll be a reality very soon but it’s gonna be a one-off custom Chronicles EMO wheel…can’t wait to start working on that. Keep an eye on that “Honda Del Sol Supra Conversion Kit”, I think the same guy searches for something else like that later on. Shave a leg? Hmm…

Oh here is what I was talking about… “Are the supra and del sol the same?” Uhh… NO. Is a cheeseburger and a dick the same thing? Are you blind? It’s not even the same make of car….what the hell…

“Building covered bird shit”? Really? Who would want to see that? I’m just gonna type “Feces in mouth” and see if that ever comes up in a search, haha…hell let’s try “Dragon wearing affliction shirt fighting a broken motorcycle”…

Pubic look and HBK Gabe is probably being searched by the same guy. I’m just saying. And what’s the deal with this “Dude Blvd.” stuff? Come on…you know Hot Stuff International is the first and only all male exploitation non car crew….We dangle strong all day long….haha.

Oh and for the guy who’s searching for the Carmen Luvana movie with the Hybrid cars in it, it’s called “Racer X”….I can’t wait for that to start popping up in searches…

Here’s a gift from me to you guys. I’m never gonna make this but we can all dream….of the Auntie Love tee….Fuck-a bape…look at the old lady gapes haha….

7 thoughts

  1. “Building covered bird shit”?
    Okay that doesn’t even make sense. That would mean you were looking for bird shit covered by buildings. If they said “Building covered in bird shit” then it would make sense.
    Of course now it will turn up in searches as well as “Feces in mouth” and “Dragon wearing affliction shirt fighting a broken motorcycle.” Too funny.
    Oh and you better make that Rotamaster EMO soon. Someone else might make it and rock your idea.

  2. The stickydiljoe fail shouldn’t be that wierd. In fact it was my boy and I sitting in a bar drunk as piss. I kept telling him about these funny ass pics of turbos welded to well… giant lumps of welding material. By the way iPhones suck for scanning blogs. Much easier to google the entry you want. So you can be proud that drunk people in Maryland read your blog.

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